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[Law of the Land]:
[01]. Do NOT, under any circumstances, release evidence or information on the suspect to the press without expressed permission from your superior.
[02]. SPELL CHECK YOUR REPORTS. None of this "your" vs "you're" crap, or 'u' or '2getha' or whatever. The report will be regarded as unimportant and will not be read.
[03]. The suspect is known to use profanity and sexual humor. Do not be offended or do not bother talking to her.
[04]. Disrespect of any kind is not tolerated in the lab. This includes discrimination, being republican, enjoying crappy music (Hilary Duff, Lindsay Lohan, either of the Simpson sisters, William Hung, Brittney Spears with the exception of Toxic, etc; it's disrespect to the actually talented artists out there), prejudice and especially homophobism.
[05]. Evidence is added to Case File #5854216246 often, sometimes more than once a day. Other times it may be days between additions.
[06]. Friends of the accused may not be friends with each other. Please keep arguements out of the lab and notes on Case File #5854216246 and take it up elsewhere if at all.
[07]. Believe it or not, the accused and others do not always wish to read those email surveys so don't send them out on the accomplices page or put them behind a cut (<*lj-cut text="blahblah"> behind the cut <*/lj-cut> sans asterisks out of respect for your peers and coworkers.
[08]. Contribute to Case File #5854216246 as much as you can. Add notes to entries of evidence.
[09]. Graphics are made, unless otherwise stated, by the accused. Do not steal them and do not ask for any. It is rude and obnoxious, and will end up getting you on the accused's (s)hit list.
Well, that about sums it up. With that, please feel free to apply to the lab by adding a note to this rules sheet by clicking the link below:
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[05 Apr 2005|06:09pm] |
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Hay guyz guess what oh that's right it's a friends cut (look, I rhyme!) and guess what, no feeling guilty for me because this is THE INTERNET!!!!!!!
you know what I don't feel like typing your usernames and their dinky little codes so go check your info if you even care and if I've removed you it'd be awesome if you could do the same because chances are you won't be able to sway me sorry but it's the internet I'm sure you'll survive kthx.
Toodles, have a nice life :D
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| And this is how it ends... |
[11 Aug 2004|11:20pm] |
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Linkin Park; Breaking the Habit |
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[edit @ 11:22 pm; original post @ 7:55 pm]: Well, now I'm 100% certain that Jen and Carey are both innocent, except for the post that Carey made in her own journal. The lengths that people will go to for attention...::sigh::
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| Public service announcement 8D |
[25 Jun 2004|07:02pm] |
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Ok. Quick public entry, here.
Hi. This is Julia. :duh: Well, it seems that I have a lot of AIM enemies/stalkers/assholes. So...my AIM screenname is VIOLENT calling. However, because of these enemies, stalkers, and all around assholes, I've set it up so only people on my buddy list can contact me.
So, if you want to talk to me over AIM, please leave a comment here (even if you don't have a livejournal) telling me who you are, your screenname, and why you want to talk to me. :P
Thanks.
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[18 Jan 2004|05:38pm] |
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Part of Me ~ Linkin Park |
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If you want a layout from me, GO THE FUCK AWAY. E_E I am not a freaking layout service. I don't care if I made your friend one and "it really looks good" because I DON'T MAKE THEM FOR RANDOM PEOPLE. I also rarely make them anyway, so chances are, if I'm working on a layout, it's for me or one of my html/graphic/css impaired friends. The point is, DO NOT IM ME ASKING FOR A LAYOUT.
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